That Blows

May 18, 2010

in Awkward

that blows That Blows

{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Crazy Indian Hobo May 18, 2010 at 7:03 pm

first comment on a huge fail

2 Tiffy :):) May 29, 2010 at 4:51 am

bwahahahahah thats really gross…lol

3 Mitch Corbin June 3, 2010 at 5:14 pm

THIRD COMMENT! first is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the treasure chest. and with my treasure chest i will use the treasure to invest a fair amount of money into some average sized growing buisnesses that will one day be the shit of all shits. After i have become filthy fucking rich over the monopoly of fine and flourishing buisnesses, i will continue investing the earnings from these in to bigger and bigger buisnesses. after some amount of time, i will have a suitable 80 billion dollers and will then proceed to buy out the poorer central american countrys, turn them into resorts with my endless cash, and use the now homeless and starving hispanics as a cheat labor force earning farrr less than minimum wage so i will preserve even more money. hitting country after countrey, i will slowly buy out all of south america and while on the outside it apears to be a flourishing tourist paradice, i will slowly but surly raise an epic army. and after many years when i have a large enough army and more money than all of the global super powers combined and one by one i will offer half of there treasury for purchase of the country and if they refuse i will destroy them in hostile takeover in a matter of a month or two. after many years of being a Heartless Tyrant Mega-Pimp and taking over much of the world, i will most likely start to slowly loose my mind believe that everybody i know is trying to betray me, have them all assassinated, and as a final act of insanity i will launch my entire nuclear arsenal (which will take up the entire surface area of Iraq, a tribute to retards of the past ;p) across every single oriface of the globe and restart the earth anew. Thats why third is the best. stupid bitch…

4 TONYL:) June 11, 2010 at 8:40 pm

WTF really did u really post that on facebook!! what a dumba$$

5 Ooga Booga June 28, 2010 at 8:59 am

@Mitch Corbin

Epic shit (Y).

6 Mitch Corbin July 16, 2010 at 12:48 am

@ooga booga i try too hard

7 Steven July 24, 2010 at 1:16 am

@Mitch Corbin- Your comment was probably funny, but I was way too lazy to read it.

Also, Epic FB comment fail on Arek’s part.

8 Kefla August 4, 2010 at 2:24 pm

hmm i wonder if mitch corbin did that because of the chicken and corn flakes?? that shit had me laughing the whole time lol

9 Mitch Corbin August 8, 2010 at 11:37 am

you bet your ass thats why i did it

10 arek September 21, 2010 at 5:58 pm

this is arek bitches i wrote this status. nd im from the dc area and “blow” its slang for “get on my nerves” and one of my friends interpretted it the wrong way…. so its nothing sexual at all nd i kno it sounds weird…. FUJCKKK i shud of never posted this smfh>:(((

11 Mandie October 8, 2010 at 8:49 pm

Your mom fails to blow me. What up with that?

12 kenzie October 9, 2010 at 2:37 pm

that was gay

13 Rudi October 26, 2010 at 1:13 pm

Guys come check out my blog post about a friend of mine who begged on facebook with out knowing it.

http://w3shivers.blogspot.com/2010/10/facebook-social-networking-giants-has.html

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