Confession To Make

December 23, 2009

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1 ugggh December 23, 2009 at 2:32 pm

messages “between jessica and you.”

hey guys look how funny I am submitting my own screencaps of psychotic facebook messages I send to moms!!!!

2 Sophie December 23, 2009 at 3:17 pm

@ugggh It looks like this guy was owned by one of his friends who got access to his account (don’t ever let your password out while you’re drunk lol), which meant he could then log in to his friends facebook..

That’s why when he says “i still want to make love to you” its obviously someone else typing that from his account… lol. Noone would say that straight after apologizing like he did, it’s his friend taking him for a ride and taking the screenshot himself to submit it.

Steven got pwned in style. Looks like he had some explaining to do too!

3 ugggh December 23, 2009 at 3:21 pm

I doubt someone got into his account but to each his own.

4 Sophie December 23, 2009 at 3:29 pm

I can’t see how someone would purposely do this to themselves, messaging someone they know personally like that.

5 Sophie December 23, 2009 at 3:33 pm

imo I don’t think anyone would ruin their relationship and rep with someone they know, just to be on a website

6 Penelope December 23, 2009 at 5:48 pm

I love facebook because the games and Footbattle is the best game on facebook!
Play in http://apps.facebook.com/footbattle

7 Penelope is gay December 23, 2009 at 11:05 pm

Eat S H I T Penelope. I hope you and all your kind die soon.

8 boom December 24, 2009 at 1:54 pm

Maybe it was the hacker that took the screencap…

9 Anonymous December 24, 2009 at 1:58 pm

let’s not get carried away here, there are no “hackers” when it comes to facebook, just “opportunistic friends who know you keep cookies enabled.”

10 Trey December 26, 2009 at 5:00 pm

I live with flatmates in a student digs and we only have one shared computer… I think from now I’ll be super sure to logout of facebook properly cos this is exactly what they would do, they’re both fucking big time pranksters. oh the shame!

11 Fee December 26, 2009 at 8:15 pm

AWESOME!!!

12 Tiffanie December 29, 2009 at 12:33 pm

I wanna know what would have happened if the “mom” would have went for it. lol

13 wwerulesrkolover23 December 31, 2009 at 11:04 pm

OMG this is funny…. Sorry for the guy.

14 Stoop85 January 14, 2010 at 9:15 am

HAHAHAHA FUCKING AWESOME!

15 boredatwork January 21, 2010 at 4:15 am

superb – made me crack up

16 Fluffy January 26, 2010 at 5:29 pm

XD The poor guy.
But that’s hilarious. I love how he says, “I SWEAR I DON’T THINK YOUR HOT,” in the last post.

17 Shea January 27, 2010 at 2:18 pm

@ sophie…….haha! pwned!!! didja get that from nigihiga on youtube? lolz!!!

18 Sophie February 7, 2010 at 5:37 pm

Haha no but I do love the way he says pOwned!! lmao

19 israel February 27, 2010 at 12:00 pm

I still want to make love to you!…….LMAO

20 Sarah February 28, 2010 at 2:41 pm

he says he will keep it a secret…erm..mate its on fb!!!! jeez dum ppl oh and it was bait it wasnt him so i dunno y katie’s getting all upset she should just ignore it like “the mature ripe aged woman she is” hahahahahah!!! lmao

21 kaaat March 1, 2010 at 2:53 pm

HAHAHAHA! poor guy!

22 rach March 2, 2010 at 4:02 am

ohh that is soo mean

23 jessica's husband March 2, 2010 at 6:18 am

honey, i don’t know y ur so against this! He’s just expressing his love! U didn’t slap a restraining order on me when i threw pebbles at ur window in the middle of the night to tell u to let me in o we could have it in ur room wihout ur parents knowing! This is so unfair. Steven i apologise for my wife’s behaviour, how about a threesome on thursday night?

24 Dannnii Coooann March 2, 2010 at 10:05 am

Awwwhh. Thats So Hilarius.
Maadeee Mee Haaavee A Teeaar To Myy Eyye Ass Itts Fuukiiing Fuunaay.

Bleeess Yaaah Steveeen.

All Theee Besst Witthh Yuu Annnd Yuur Oolderrr Laddies :) x

;) . Looveeee Isss Cleeaarlyy Noot Inn Thheee Aaiir Mahyynnnnnnnnnnnnn

25 Laura March 2, 2010 at 11:25 am

cmon people

think about it, if someones hacking into his account its probably them that took the photo of it because they thought it was funny.

jesus.

26 Holly March 2, 2010 at 12:51 pm

LOL!

If he really was hacked, I feel sorry for him, bless xDD
Poor guy, haha.

But it was funny. Hilariously funny. 8D

27 japig March 2, 2010 at 1:05 pm

HAHAAAAAAAA THIS IS AWESOME

PWNAGE 2K10

28 Steven March 2, 2010 at 1:06 pm

But Jess, I still want to make love to you x And I lied, I think your super sexy xx ;)

29 Daniel March 2, 2010 at 1:10 pm

That is so funny shit. Check this out to its kinda similar. TOO FUNNY! HAHA

30 Imogen Luvs Youu x March 2, 2010 at 1:14 pm

OOH!!!! FAIL! Maybee heel tink twice bout givin his pass away. =D Lovee You Jake xx

31 Belle March 2, 2010 at 1:27 pm

I think he actaully meant it and when she replied he discovered she didn’t love him and tried to cover up his tracks by saying it wasn’t him, and he also said ‘I SWEAR TO YOUR LIFE, MY LIFE, MY FAMILY’S LIFE, MY GRANDPARENTS AND EVERYTHING I LOVE’

32 Ray March 2, 2010 at 6:46 pm

Personally I think Jessica is one uptight overreacting bitch. She could’ve laughed it off and acted flattered and then kindly said no. Instead she went off the edge like a freak with PMS.

33 Yea March 2, 2010 at 7:03 pm

RAPED!!!

34 megan March 4, 2010 at 7:49 am

PAHA xP ownageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)

35 Pwnd March 9, 2010 at 8:09 pm

I think the whole thing is fake…it’s pretty easy to forge a message like that. No one would react that way to him saying something like that. She would be offended but she wouldn’t immediately believe it was him if it was truly so out of character and surprising to her. And also, after the first message, any person with even a slight amount of common sense would change their password…The whole thing is faaake.

36 Pwnd March 9, 2010 at 8:11 pm

BTW, the time stamps are off. She answers his first message…four hours before he wrote it. Bullshit this is real haha

37 treekorn March 9, 2010 at 8:56 pm

how can you say the time stamps are off? lol read closer. he left his at 12:44 AM not pm. that means midnight and she answered later that day. check the am and pm man

38 Varith March 10, 2010 at 5:53 am

My mate always comes to my house and leaves himself logged in on facebook on my computer

now im wondering which chick to send this to with his account; maybe his sister-in-law?

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