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The Fine Art of Eccentricity · So, what does this – *KA-BOOOM!!!!*
December 23, 2009 at 2:53 pm

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1 David March 3, 2010 at 9:26 am

This is brilliant :L I would do the exact same thing :L

2 Mandyy March 3, 2010 at 3:22 pm

I would totally marry this guy for the ownage in this whole thing.

COMPLETELY made my day.

And that’s 100% true on Asian parents.

3 Dall March 3, 2010 at 4:07 pm

lmao oh my god dude, So pwnage its awesome!

4 Cass March 3, 2010 at 6:51 pm

LMFAO BITCH GOT TOLD.

Slut.
I hope those guys mom’s see that, lawl.

5 Sarah March 5, 2010 at 2:10 pm

erm …jason,.,.,…flattered as i am ..how do u no im not sum…fat….erm..ugly….ermm…yh.gyal?? lol i couldnt find words to describe a horrible ugly gyal looll……

6 jackie March 8, 2010 at 5:46 pm

hahahaha! thats some good sh*t!

“Russel – he ate me out!”

7 Michelle Kwan March 9, 2010 at 3:24 pm

It’s not a really nice act that he did. It was his fault for having beer in his room. I know it was a severe punishment but seriously, that was a jackass move. Even for me. He might have been grounded for 2 months, but hey. He gets the computer, and his social life isn’t wrecked. Yeah, maybe she is a slut, but honestly, her social life is ruined, thanks to her brother. If you were in her shoes, I doubt you’d be too happy. And seriously, she isn’t a slut to think about so many sexual acts in her mind, a lot of people do that. So if someone had a dirty thought, they’d be called a slut? Harsh. I bet if a guy had sex with a ton of girls, he wouldn’t be called a slut. He’d probably be called a legend. It’s off topic, but it’s true. Women get the bad side of everything. So even if you think she deserved it, she didn’t. Because the punishment he had wasn’t too bad. Basically, he’s just grounded, but he gets the computer and internet. What’s so bad about that?
Just saying for my opinion. She’s not a whore, she’s just a girl who thinks sexually. Every guy does it, why can’t girls? You can’t insult people like that, plus, you don’t even know her. You should be insulting the brother, for he’s the one who ruined her social life, and it may even lead to a suicide.

8 Adam March 9, 2010 at 11:19 pm

I’d have to agree with Michelle, although this is freakn hilarious it is a pretty down right dick move. This girl probably cant function anymore, i know we shouldn’t care too much i mean we don’t know these people and whatever right? hilarious, just not something i would laugh at if it happened to me/anyone i know.

9 Someone March 9, 2010 at 11:41 pm

@michelle
woman does not get the bad side of everything. I saw this status update in my facebook a while back. i am going to post some of it here

“When a woman dates an ugly man, she obviously saw some deep and meaningful aspect of his inner self which out-values any physicality he may possess.When a man dates an ugly girl, he obviously chose her as a last resort because he couldn’t manage to find anybody better.”

“When a woman wears make-up, people think she’s pretty. When a man wears make-up, HE’S A FAG.”

PS : its not that i think what Chris did is not wrong, but it’s just plainly wrong to assume we guys get the good side of everything

10 Tevo March 10, 2010 at 2:22 pm

Totally disrespectful on his part but she shouldnt be writing that shit down. Awesomely disfunctional.
LMAO
I <3 facebook like you <3 cock

11 crystal March 10, 2010 at 2:51 pm

ahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha. fuck if my sister did that to me, i would sooo do that to her. sisters can be such little bitches sometimes!

12 Randall March 10, 2010 at 8:35 pm

ohwell asian sluts shouldnt be writing shit down koz it getz out there

13 Alexandra March 10, 2010 at 9:53 pm

@michelle: i agree that if I was in her place I would not be happy about this, but its the whole karma thing. If she didn’t tell their parents, then he wouldn’t have gotten in trouble and wouldn’t have posted it. Plus its not that she thought about it that made her a slut, its that she actually did these things! Also, women don’t get the bad side of everything. I think your taking the whole thing a little to the extreme saying that it is going to cause suicide. Although, it was really mean for him to put this up…

14 Devon March 10, 2010 at 11:41 pm

its not even that he took it too far, is that his dumbass sister left herself too open for such payback. so dont shun him, shun the whore of a sister, whose also a snitch, and we dont like snitches, he lives with = )

15 Pride March 11, 2010 at 3:17 am

Wow that’s sooooo fucked up

16 SuuuumOne March 11, 2010 at 2:00 pm

Yeah I mean you always have a sweet revenge.
If somebody beats you up, you beat him up harder just works like that :)
Too bad for her, she got herself into trouble!

17 dude March 11, 2010 at 2:03 pm

Brian! Cut your hair! quick!

18 ricky March 11, 2010 at 3:47 pm

yoo if she didnt want it on facebook she shouldnt b a ratt n she souldnt b write shit like that on paper you dumb cunt.
nice jobb broo get back at the bitchh

19 J B March 11, 2010 at 7:33 pm

snitches get stitches!!! or in this case…

20 Sarah March 12, 2010 at 2:40 pm

hurting people hurts people, what goes around comes around

21 neli March 12, 2010 at 4:14 pm

duh:S she could just tell it’s not hers…someone wrote like her. or sumtin…:S

22 Will March 13, 2010 at 4:03 pm

Michelle,

/And seriously, she isn’t a slut to think about so many sexual acts in her mind, a lot of people do that./

I’m quite sure it’s his sister’s fault for being naive enough to actually write that stuff down. Keep it in your head, and it’s fine. Don’t compromise your minds privacy by writing down your sex-crazed inner monologue :P

Also, if this guy’s sister can call out his debauchery, then he can call out hers. You don’t stick your head out unless you want it to get lopped off. Don’t tell me she did it “because it was best”, and then double-back and say her bro had no excuse to do this. She could run into STDs, metric buttloads of them. She could be used. She could be raped. And then it would be her fault for being the “loose bimbo”.

All humans deserve equal treatment regardless of gender, I agree. But there’s nothing to be done if self-restraint isn’t exercised and people simply add fuel to stereotypes.

Besides, this is sweet, juicy poetic justice. It’s too damned funny, and you should chill out, sit back, laugh a bit, and be glad it isn’t happening to you :D

23 lil wil March 14, 2010 at 9:09 am

I love the kid that is like, “Hey brian if u cut ur hair ur getting a BJ!!!” lol love it

24 Sven March 14, 2010 at 2:04 pm

HOLY CRAP!!!!
THIS IS AMAZING.

“This is what facebook is for”(<–Soto)

25 niki March 14, 2010 at 4:51 pm

It’s true- what the brother did really is bad. The sister ratted him out for finding beer in his room- probably did so he wouldnt become alcoholic!!!
But he ratted her out so much worse. Eew i dont even know why someone would make this list but like a previous person said- it could lead to a total suicide!
the only way this girl can regain her social life is if she becomes a proud slut and promotes it :/

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