An excel sheet would really clean the whole experience up, you wouldn’t have to scribble anything out, adding people is no problem. I think she should have went with the spreadsheet to begin with.
Sweet Mary Mother of God! This is absolutely priceless. I wish I could be in the kitchen when she comes home from school and sees her parents at the table with the note on the middle of it. Ten bucks she either pisses or shits herself for real. If he got 3 months for sucking down beer, what do you think she’s gonna get for sucking down cock? Actually ROTFL!
Wow, kind of a dick move, unless he blackmailed her first. You don’t go straight from nothing to total revelation without any warning, that’s just not courteous!
wooooooow this is actually amazing. brothers and sister should have each others back, soo she fucked up first. and hes simply getting back, shes a slut so everyone should know, get tested
Hahahahahahaha! OMG This is so funny! I agree with the Excel Idea but spreadsheet files can be easily deleted or corrupt or something. Maybe The girl wants to keep it and show it to her kids or something.
there is a lesson to be learned in all of this…. simple… DON’T EVER LEAVE ANY PROOF OF ANYTHING!!!! specially if you like having this much fun….
Ladies don’t kiss and tell… not even on paper!
I know this is funny but if my brother posted my stuff on Facebook even tho it wouldn’t be like this I would cut his balls off and post a pic of them on Facebook for having them to put my private paper on here for everyone to see ya lil bastard I hope she gets ya like too bad you font have a list written down who u mastebate to!!!!! Ass!!!!!
The only reason this is wrong is that they don’t show his last name. I would add him as a friend, facebook creep him, personally show up to his doorstep…. and congradulate him…. chris, you’re a fucking champion.
Excel is the wrong line of thinking here. Clearly, what you need is a SQL database. This way, you can remotely take care of the list. Clean. Neat. Password protected. And available anywhere you have web access. Integrate it straight into your website and administer it from your iPhone. With Excel, if you were to get drunk and have a throw or two with a stranger, you’d have to write down the names and acts done and input that data the next time you were at your computer. But with a SQL database, you could actually do the data entry IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEX ACT.
oh my…oh my fukin gosh..this has been goin round in ma skl but seein it tops it, the girl needs therapy serious but the boy need pshycology,…i dnt care if i didnt spell dat rite….at first i thought hi five boy but how evil do u hav to be to do that to ur own bloood i dnt care that was the lowest of the low…that girls life will be ruined.. way to go big bro…and he will alwaiz be known as the boy whos little sister is a slut..hmm….this is sooo funnyy while im ritin this i cnt keep a straight face hahaha aww i feel mean now..but yh..i like how we all have our opinion and can just share it this cracks me..up soz to that broken family tho.xx
Hahaha omfg thats hilarious, his right karma is a B**ch lol and Sarah, she didn’t rate them, thats the dates when she did the stuff with them on the side
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HOLY smokes what a brother to have
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I love how she’s already crossed off three of these. What a little skank.
How damaged do you have to be to not only have this list going on inside your brain, but then commit it to paper?
What’s next, an Excel spreadsheet with check boxes for the different sex acts?
An excel sheet would really clean the whole experience up, you wouldn’t have to scribble anything out, adding people is no problem. I think she should have went with the spreadsheet to begin with.
Sweet Mary Mother of God! This is absolutely priceless. I wish I could be in the kitchen when she comes home from school and sees her parents at the table with the note on the middle of it. Ten bucks she either pisses or shits herself for real. If he got 3 months for sucking down beer, what do you think she’s gonna get for sucking down cock? Actually ROTFL!
Wow, kind of a dick move, unless he blackmailed her first. You don’t go straight from nothing to total revelation without any warning, that’s just not courteous!
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wooooooow this is actually amazing. brothers and sister should have each others back, soo she fucked up first. and hes simply getting back, shes a slut so everyone should know, get tested
Hahahahahahaha! OMG This is so funny! I agree with the Excel Idea but spreadsheet files can be easily deleted or corrupt or something. Maybe The girl wants to keep it and show it to her kids or something.
she only has 2 more days to meet her deadline…
@ashley
actually she has a couple months but i think she’ll finish by then =)
The deadline just makes it so much dirtier. Love it!
You know the guys who aren’t crossed out are more pissed about not getting that blowjob then they are being exposed.
LOL, “HEY BRIAN IF YOU CUT YOUR HAIR YOU’RE GETTING A BJ!!!” hi-larious!!
there is a lesson to be learned in all of this…. simple… DON’T EVER LEAVE ANY PROOF OF ANYTHING!!!! specially if you like having this much fun….
Ladies don’t kiss and tell… not even on paper!
@Fierce Lerman
3 months of your life GONE.
And your worried about courtesy?
it can’t be worse than a girl finding a guys list of names. and signatures.
Um… Just a thought… How many V-cards does one get? I thought it was only one!!
damn, she doesnt remember the fuck with the horse!!!!
hahahahahaa so fucking awesome!!!
I know this is funny but if my brother posted my stuff on Facebook even tho it wouldn’t be like this I would cut his balls off and post a pic of them on Facebook for having them to put my private paper on here for everyone to see ya lil bastard I hope she gets ya like too bad you font have a list written down who u mastebate to!!!!! Ass!!!!!
hmmm, I think Nightwalker has a list like this in her wardrobe!!!
I love how she rages, EVERY DE-TAG YOURSELF RIGHT NOW. As if it was gonna happen, way to funny to give up.
She deserved it.
priceless……..this is awesome
what a dick shithead of a brother…agreed, the girl is a ho, but still
That is gold!!!
Hey Chris, can I be your friend
LOL , it will be hella funny
if you posted it at school (=
This so fucking funny xD..She deserved it..but the question is..now that he knows what he has to do..will brian be cutting his hair??? HAHAHAHA
The only reason this is wrong is that they don’t show his last name. I would add him as a friend, facebook creep him, personally show up to his doorstep…. and congradulate him…. chris, you’re a fucking champion.
absolutely unreal
Excel is the wrong line of thinking here. Clearly, what you need is a SQL database. This way, you can remotely take care of the list. Clean. Neat. Password protected. And available anywhere you have web access. Integrate it straight into your website and administer it from your iPhone. With Excel, if you were to get drunk and have a throw or two with a stranger, you’d have to write down the names and acts done and input that data the next time you were at your computer. But with a SQL database, you could actually do the data entry IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEX ACT.
Come on, people, THINK. Kids today. *sigh*
oh my…oh my fukin gosh..this has been goin round in ma skl but seein it tops it, the girl needs therapy serious but the boy need pshycology,…i dnt care if i didnt spell dat rite….at first i thought hi five boy but how evil do u hav to be to do that to ur own bloood i dnt care that was the lowest of the low…that girls life will be ruined.. way to go big bro…and he will alwaiz be known as the boy whos little sister is a slut..hmm….this is sooo funnyy while im ritin this i cnt keep a straight face hahaha aww i feel mean now..but yh..i like how we all have our opinion and can just share it this cracks me..up soz to that broken family tho.xx
erm i bein stupid here but er…wats a h5 she mentions it several times….and justin ur funny …you’d facebook stalk him hahah
its hj it means hand job
31 gSe7eN – gold thinking!!!!!
thank you…and were did she get all these ideas from???
considering her background…
omd is she rationd them on the side!!!! purrleeeese!!
*rating
Hahaha omfg thats hilarious, his right karma is a B**ch lol and Sarah, she didn’t rate them, thats the dates when she did the stuff with them on the side
do i get std’s if she sucks me off? If not im so getting a haircut
grounded factor?
Because 12/3 = 4. Which is how many fingers one of these boys probably had up you.
And because Asians are good at maths
I feel sorry for Jacob. Not only was he up for just a kiss, she actually scribbled that out and said “nevermind!!”
She was stupid to leave this lying about for anyone to find, it deserves to be put on FaceBook.
i have a list exactally the same. only i’m male so i get ratings and i’m not called a slut. life is good with a dick. women make good sandwiches.
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What-a-whore.
LMFAO!
THIS IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!
haha i joined this on facebook today
i pissed myself!
GOD DAMNNIT!
Why do i get cheated here!!
Maybe a HJ? While you are busy dreaming of sucking of Brian!
FUCK YOU KATIE, I respect my fingers more than that!
WHORE
Hey Sarah!
Hit me up, Ill show you what a H5 is!!